The inscription on my uncle’s headstone and a mnemonic for the five stages of grief in reverse order (acceptance, depression, bargaining, anger, denial).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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Asinine Dares Beget Asinine Deaths.
BY Kent Woodyard
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