Some free-verse poetry I wrote last Wednesday after another dropped call, and a mnemonic for the chorus of t.A.T.u’s hit single “All The Things She Said” (“All the things she said, all the things she said, running through my head, running through my head, all the things she said. This is not enough!”).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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AT&T sucks something awful. / They’re terrible. / Spotty service really tests my heart rate. / Text messages = horrible. / AT&T, stop sucking. / The iPhone’s not enough.
BY Kent Woodyard
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