The reality TV show I’d like to see is one where babies just pulled from the womb are confronted with the meaningless existence that will be the rest of their lives. They want to cry about nothing? Then I say we give them nothing to cry about.
Jokes by Brian Beatty
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Baby Fate.
BY Brian Beatty
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