Johnny Copface
Mark S. Policeman
Drugbust McGee
Ima Detective
Sir Arrests-a-Lot
Sipowicz
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Johnny Copface
Mark S. Policeman
Drugbust McGee
Ima Detective
Sir Arrests-a-Lot
Sipowicz