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Band Names Rejected by the Smashing Pumpkins.

BY Ryan Vaughn

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Eating Candy

Wearing Costumes

Carving Pumpkins

Smashing Mailboxes

Egging Houses

TP’ing Front Yards

Drinking Schnapps

Razorblading Snickers

Shitbombing Principal Reynolds’ Beemer

Riding in Squad Cars

Calling Stepdad for Bail

Doing Community Service

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