| COMPANY | SYMBOL |
|---|---|
| River Full of Salmon Co. | RFS |
| Forest Fire Prevention Inc. | YOGI |
| Buckets o’ Honey Inc. | HNY |
| Shake Car Until Food Comes Out Co. | FORD |
| The Four Month Nap Corporation | ZZZ’s |
| Moral Lessons Provided Through a Stable Nuclear Family Inc. | BERENSTAIN |
| Unsuspecting Tourists Inc. | UST |
| Garbage That Tastes Good Inc. | LUNA BAR |
| Documentary Filmmakers | DFS |
| Lovable But Unsuccessful Children Co. | CUBS |
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