In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
To view this column offline, check out Kent’s first book, Non-Essential Mnemonics: An Unnecessary Journey Into Senseless Knowledge.
Berenstain Bears Learn About Young-Nasty Bear’s Sex Life. Berenstain Bears: Are You A Communist?
Two rejected titles from the Berenstain Bears series and a mnemonic for a well-known Irish proverb (Beer before liquor, and you’ve never been sicker. Liquor before beer, and you’re all clear).
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