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Bits of Conversation Overheard at My Neighborhood’s Swimming Pool.
You have two lungs. TWO lungs.
Yes, she’s Jewish. You didn’t know that?
You should hear what she says about your dog when you’re not here.
Rob Zombie’s Catholic.
Mike, look at me. Tell me who I am!
Show dogs are all ugly.
There’s two types of fur that an animal can have.
It’s not possible to be 12 in 2002.
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