Yo mama so ugly, when she emerged from the chrysalis, the Monarch said, “Put that back in, and turn the cocoon off of NASTY SKANK mode!”
Yo mama so stupid, when the Monarch said, “Why does the cocoon stink?” She said “Wait, you said to fill it with PUPAE?”
Yo mama so ugly, the inchworm geometridae saw her and he turned into the half-inchworm geometridae!
Yo mama so easy, she heard the entomologist say, “This specimen is a Tiger Swallowtail” and she said, “Swallow tail? Don’t mind if I do!”