#slatepitches
The chief business of the American people is business. (Civilization and profit go hand in hand.)

#tcot
Patriotism is easy to understand in America. It means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.

#xxmadmen
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.

#fml
Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.

#followfriday
The law. One with the law is a majority.

#attentiondeficit
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. The slogan Press On has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.

#overyou
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say. (No man ever listened himself out of a job.)

#liesboystell
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.

#threewordsaftersex
You lose.