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Calvin Coolidge Wins the Internet.
The chief business of the American people is business. (Civilization and profit go hand in hand.)
Patriotism is easy to understand in America. It means looking out for yourself by looking out for your country.
Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.
Don’t expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.
The law. One with the law is a majority.
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. The slogan Press On has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race.
I have never been hurt by anything I didn’t say. (No man ever listened himself out of a job.)
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
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