AGAINST
ALIVE!
ANY TIME!
ANYTHING
ASTOUND
BACK TO LIFE
BACTERIA
BEHIND
BOY
BUT IT WORKS!
CANNOT LIVE
CAUTION
CAUTION
CHAIN OF LIFE
CHANCE
DO NOT FEED
DO NOT INTERFERE
DO NOT STIR!
DON’T
FAST
FRENZY
FRIEND!
FULLY MAN-MADE PETS
GIRL
HAPPEN
HATCH ALIVE
HUMAN BEINGS!
INSTANTLY
LIVE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES!
MAGICAL MOMENT
MALES
MANY TIMES LARGER THAN LIFE
MIRACLE
MORE
MORE
NEVER
NEW
NEW WORLD OF FUN
NOT
OBEY YOUR COMMANDS
ONE DAY
OTHER
OVERFEEDING
PEOPLE!
PET LOBSTER
REAL GAMES
RETURN TO LIFE
RISE!
SEA MEDIC
SEA-MONKEY BASEBALL
STAGGERS THE IMAGINATION!
STANDARD
STOP ALL FEEDING
SUPER
SUPER-ACTIVITY!
SUSPENEDED ANIMATION!
THE CONTINUOUS PRODUCTION OF ADVANTAGEOUS COMBINATIONS OF “GENES”
TIME-TRAVELLERS
TODAY!
TRICK
TWO HUNDRED FEET TALL
UPSTREAM
VERTEBRATES
WE HAVE FOUND THE SECRET OF TRAINING SEA-MONEYS TO PLAY REAL GAMES WITH
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