Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Beware of Greeks bearing gifts, because they’re usually these cheap miniatures of the Parthenon or whatever and cost way more than they should because it’s the high season, and for the same price you could have gotten a mediocre but filling feta salad at some tourist trap.
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