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Chapter Titles for Rachel Carson’s 1962 Book Silent Spring That Were Rejected for Being Too Alarmist.
“Slow Mercury Poisoning Giving You Amnesia and Causing You to Forget Your Mortgage Payment”
“Having Your Retinas Disintegrate From Too Many UV Rays and Finding Out the Tough Way That Your Girlfriend Is a Man”
“Phosphoric Acid Seeping Into the Water Supply, Destroying Your Teeth, Leading to Your Dentist Telling You You Need a Root Canal”
“Getting Fired for Distributing ‘Leftist Propaganda’ About the Effects of Global Warming and Losing Your Dental Coverage Just in Time for the Aforementioned Root Canal”
SUGGESTED READSThe Cubicle Environmentalist
by Michael Voll (9/15/2010)
Interview With Earth Day on His Thirtieth Birthday
by Zev Borow (4/21/2000)
Recycle, Compost, or Trash? A Guide
by Jenny Shank (2/17/2010)
RECENTLYMy Passion for Repurposing Wooden Pallets is What Helped Me Survive the Breakup With Rick
by Kerri Wood Thomson (8/21/2014)
Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 54: Control Freaks
by Susan Schorn (8/21/2014)
List: The Adult Kickball League Hall of Fame
by Spencer Ham (8/21/2014)
POPULARAirplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
by Wendi Aarons (5/4/2012)
Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
by Wendy Molyneux (8/16/2012)
List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
by John Peck (7/5/2011)