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Chapter Titles From My Creationist Textbook.
BY DAVID NG
SUGGESTED READSList: Words I See When I Read the Phrase “Intelligent Design” While Squinting
by David Ng (4/11/2007)
I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator.
by Brent Hoff (3/8/1999)
I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator. Part Two
by Brent Hoff (3/9/1999)
RECENTLYHere at Cline Family Country Cabin, We Do Things a Little Differently
by Jeremiah Tucker (10/31/2014)
Facepalm Pilot — Vijith Assar Explores Intersections of Technology and Stupidity: Are Zombies Racist?
by Vijith Assar (10/31/2014)
List: Things a Real Estate Agent Shouldn’t Say When Trying to Sell a House That Was Once at the Center of a Popular Horror Movie
by Kerreanna DiMauro (10/31/2014)
POPULARIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
by Colin Nissan (9/23/2014)
Security Questions for Single, Childless People
by Shannon Reed (10/3/2014)
List: Boat Parts or Names of Unvaccinated Children?
by Grant Pardee (10/6/2014)