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Chapter Titles From My Creationist Textbook.
BY DAVID NG
SUGGESTED READSList: Words I See When I Read the Phrase “Intelligent Design” While Squinting
by David Ng (4/11/2007)
I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator.
by Brent Hoff (3/8/1999)
I Wear Blue, Disposable Paper Surgical Gowns, Double Rubber Gloves, and a Face Mask Attached to a Battery Operated Backpack Respirator. Part Two
by Brent Hoff (3/9/1999)
RECENTLYI Produce Sex-Drenched Uptempo Club Bangers to Inspire Moms at 6 AM Boot Camp Classes
by Jenny Shank (7/25/2014)
Open Letters: An Open Letter to the People Who Decide Which Women’s Apparel Catalogs to Send Me
by Hana Schank (7/25/2014)
On the Trail of Mary Jane: Dabs, Girlz, and Restraining Orders
by Wendy C. Ortiz (7/25/2014)
POPULAROur Band Only Sold One Copy of Our Album and We’d Like it Back
by Jake Tuck (6/26/2014)
List: Lines from The Princess Bride that Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers
by Jennifer Simonson (2/23/2012)
Client Feedback On the Creation of the Earth
by Mike Lacher (5/30/2014)