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Character in Harry Potter Books, or Current U.S. Navy Rear Admiral?

BY Geoff Brown

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1. Crookshanks
2. Dumbledore
3. Stufflebeem
4. Roughead
5. Snape
6. Zelibor
7. Voldemort
8. Quigley
9. Grubbly-Plank
10. Potter

Potter Character: 1, 2, 5, 7, and 9.
Admiral: 3, 4, 6, and 8.
Both: 10.

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