Elderly Man
Checker
Zeke Collins
Farmer Bill
Uncle Dud
Scraps
Town Drunk
Sticky
Juror No. 12
Don Pablo Gonzales
Don Pedro Madera
Spider Coy
Peg-leg
Frosty Miller
Panhandle George
Friar Aluvisious
Twitchie
Her Uncle
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Characters Played by Movie Actor Frank Thomas Feeney (1881-1953).
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