Crackling Prawns In Orange Flavor
Mermaid’s Tresses
Pistachio Honey and Aspic
Manila Clams On Broccoli Bed
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Sugar Vinegar Hairtail
The Palace Quick-Fries a Bean Curd
Bitter Gourd Grasping
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Abalone Legend
Slip Away the Chicken Slice
Side of Pickled Lantern Chillies
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God With Vanilla
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Chinese Restaurant Menu Items That Sound Like Titles of Cocteau Twins’ Songs.
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