Put Your Damn Shoe Back On, Nikita Khrushchev
Those Are Some Pretty Boss Eyebrows, Leonid Brezhnev
Not Everyone Remembers You, Yuri Andropov
Don’t You Die Too, Konstantin Chernenko
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Put Your Damn Shoe Back On, Nikita Khrushchev
Those Are Some Pretty Boss Eyebrows, Leonid Brezhnev
Not Everyone Remembers You, Yuri Andropov
Don’t You Die Too, Konstantin Chernenko