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Contents of the Useless Courier Bag I Took to This Job Interview Just to Avoid Being Empty-Handed.
Bag of Utz pretzel rods
Latest issue of Vice magazine
Mini-tape recorder I bought and used once to interview some band
Notebook from a graduate statistics class I withdrew from after a month
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