Non-Essential Mnemonics

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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.

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“Country music just makes people sad. Garth, Kenny, Rascal Flatts…whoever. They’re always crying about Republican politics, drinking alone, and Jesus.”

BY Kent Woodyard

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Non-Essential Mnemonics

“Country music just makes people sad. Garth, Kenny, Rascal Flatts…whoever. They’re always crying about Republican politics, drinking alone, and Jesus.”

BY Kent Woodyard

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