A poor workman always blames his ttools-ah, fucking keyboard keeps stticking.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and the forthcoming The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
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Craftsmanship.
BY Teddy Wayne
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