A poor workman always blames his ttools-ah, fucking keyboard keeps stticking.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
- - - -
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Craftsmanship.
BY Teddy Wayne
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
I am the Orson Welles of Powerpointby Oyl Miller (9/16/2010)
Monologue: Microsoft Office Assistant: The Paper Clip
by Justin Kahn (4/21/2005)
When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.
by Dan Kennedy (2/16/2010)
RECENTLY
My Addiction to Irony
by Marsh McCall (6/18/2013)
Apocalypse of the Week: July Fourth
by Lucy Corin (6/18/2013)
An Imagined Conversation Between the Construction Workers Upstairs From Me
by Ben Jurney (6/17/2013)
POPULAR
I Would Like to Be Popeby John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)