Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY Teddy Wayne
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me; fool me three times, and we’re probably playing the party game “Yes, Foolin’!” in which players rack up points to become “Fool of the Hill” by fooling each other shamelessly.
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