Hand trimmed
Bursting with bold, beefy flavor
Grain-fed
Firm
Well-marbled
Naturally aged
Marvelous texture
Secret “flavor kernel” which melts during the cooking
Midwestern
A tantalizing taste treat
100% guaranteed
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