Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Different Strokes for different folks—the best episode is definitely the one where Arnold and Dudley get abducted by the pedophile, and anyone who disagrees is simply wrong.
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