Holy Matrimony
Gay nuptials :: Straight weddings :: Saved By the Bell in Las Vegas: Zach and Kelly tie the knot
On Posture
Lean In (Sheryl Sandberg) :: “Lean Back” (Fat Joe) :: “Stand up straight” (Dr. Bob, my chiropractor)
Social
Quitting Facebook :: Starting Friendster :: Passing notes
Prospects
Swipe right, swipe left :: Laundromats, allegedly :: Crosstown high school dance
Sexy Alone Time
PornHub :: Cinemax After Dark :: VHS tape of Schindler’s List (don’t ask)
Vagina Monologues
We’re expecting! :: Scheduling my “appointment” :: How to insert a tampon correctly
Practical Magic
Botox :: Brazilian :: Padded bra
OJ
Organic cold-pressed no pulp :: Add champagne :: “If the glove doesn’t fit, you must acquit”
Air Supply
Pranayama yoga :: Oxygen bar :: Breathing normally
Unpleasant Surprise
Erectile dysfunction :: Premature ejaculation :: What do you mean, it’s uncircumcised?
Winning Combo
Sexy divorcé/0 kids :: Musician/drug dealer :: License/car
Identifying Acronym
MFA :: BA :: AOL IM