Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Every dog has his day—January 12, International Dog Day. It’s going to be huge this year, with a ton of fun events, prizes, minor-celebrity appearances, you name it. Follow us on Twitter @IntlDogDay!
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