[Originally published June 7, 2012.]

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James1
“Weak.”

James1989
“Unacceptable.”

7607162875
“Old fashioned.”

Minkusthecat
“You think that’s cute?”

sexsexsex
“I’m not your boyfriend.”

smellslikeindianfood
“Are we done here?”

sexandindianfood
“Get out of my office.”

ilikeboobies
“Thank you for your time.”

netscape
“This never happened.”