Typhoid Dads
Boxcar Moms
Euro-Americans
Youth Who Didn’t Have Legs Sawed Off in Civil War
Manifest Destiny Cannibals
Polio-crats
AARP
Kite Fanciers
Thousandaires
The Syphilitic
Birthers (those who survived birth)
Swing Hobos
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Typhoid Dads
Boxcar Moms
Euro-Americans
Youth Who Didn’t Have Legs Sawed Off in Civil War
Manifest Destiny Cannibals
Polio-crats
AARP
Kite Fanciers
Thousandaires
The Syphilitic
Birthers (those who survived birth)
Swing Hobos