Election Day is Here. Finally.
Today, while we sweat through exit poll data and pundits’ punditry, we thought we’d revisit some of our favorite election-themed pieces. Happy voting!
Aesop’s Fables Teach Children the Art of Voter Suppression
by Andrew Golden
FAQ: Attracting Female Voters
by River Clegg
Election 20,012: Where the Candidates Stand on the Issues
by John Flowers
On the Campaign Trail: The Romney and Ryan Mystery Boys’ Series
by Abbey Reinhardt
I’m Afraid the Children Are Our Future
by John Moe
Mitt Romney Writes Erotic Fiction About Himself
by Wendy Molyneux
Barack Obama’s 2012 Undersold Campaign Slogans
by Nathaniel Lozier
For more of our political-themed humor, please consider
The McSweeney’s Book of Politics and Musicals.
SUGGESTED READSConversations While Canvassing For Bill Bradley in Small New Hampshire Towns
by David Gaffen (2/10/2000)
Election 2000, as seen from Chile, Part One
by Marc Herman (2/11/2000)
Election 2000, as seen from Chile, Part Three
by Marc Herman (4/11/2000)
RECENTLYBream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Ashram and Mom
by Jesse Eisenberg (12/12/2013)
McSweeney’s Advent Calendar Recommendations!
by McSweeney's (12/12/2013)
Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Olympian vs. Texas Department of Corrections: A Review of On the Right Track by Marion Jones
by Miles Wray (12/12/2013)
POPULARI Regret to Inform You That My Wedding to Captain Von Trapp Has Been Canceled
by Melinda Taub (5/18/2011)
Retail Therapy: Inside the Apple Store: It’s a Trap!
by J.K. Appleseed (11/21/2013)
Jamie and Jeff’s Birth Plan
by Paul William Davies (12/26/2012)