1. Zholtok
2. Torg
3. Slor
4. Bonk
5. Ruutu
6. Zuul
7. Poti
8. Gozer
9. Gretzky
Fake Samarian gods: 2, 3, 6, 8
NHL players: 1, 4, 5, 7, 9
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