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FAQ for Dogs.
[Originally published June 8, 2007.]
1. Who’s a good boy?
2. Who’s got a fluffy tail?
3. What’s in your tail?
4. What do you have?
5. What’s in your mouth?
6. Where did you get that?
7. Where is the rest of that?
8. Where’s your mom?
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