Pasta cooked like hell
Pate made from a duck that hates you
Gnocci & nothingness
Salmon in sardonic sauce
Spanocrapita
Tarte de despair
Filet de tobacco
Crème de Camus
Le poulet is very bored tonight
Plate of butter
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