Spotted weakfish
White crappie
Bleeding shiner
Bigmouth sleeper
Striped mullet
Common snook
Delta smelt
Chub
Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7 Th Graders.
BY Jeanne P. Fratello
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