Alfred Hitchcock: 39 steps
Neil Armstrong: 1 step for man
Traditional Texas dance: 2 steps
Women’s equality: 1 step forward, 2 steps back
AA: 12 steps
Philosopher Lao Tzu: 1 step (the first of hopefully 1000 miles)
Madness: 1 step beyond
Paula Abdul: 2 steps forward, 2 steps back (because opposites attract)