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[As found in Fitness magazine.]
How do you feel about your body? What are you doing to stave off the signs of aging? What’s worse than a monster zit? What do you think when you look at yourself naked? Really? Trying to lose weight? The trick? Counting calories? Sound familiar? That’s the secret to shedding pounds, right? Do you always play by the rules? Ready for a change? Why not pick a diet based on your genetic makeup? Ready to try it? Why don’t you? How do you know it’s working? Does your partner care about the cellulite on your left thigh or the flabby inch you can pinch on your right arm? Is he getting an erection? Want to share your story? Feel a headache coming on? Do you have a reason to be so self-conscious about your body?
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