1. Thumbless Pete’s Fireworks Barn
2. Big Al’s Mullets and More Salon
3. The Flaming Hammer: Hardware for Sissies
4. Ye Olde Shoppe O’ Shite
5. Porkers: A Place for Fat Women
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