Ham & broken glass omelet
Tacos con tobacco
Hatpin pie
Deep-fried cinderblock
Tequila
Créme de la syringe
Beer-battered strips of rusty, jagged metal
Hot lead sandwich with gravy
Ebola-cola
Old oily rags alfredo
Crackburgers
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