You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink alcohol with you just because you rationalize that as long as you’re not imbibing alone you don’t have a serious drinking problem.
Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
- - - -
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
See all articles from this column
- - - -
Free Will.
BY Teddy Wayne
- - - -
See all articles from this column
SUGGESTED READS
List: Rethinking Horse Proverbsby Joseph O'Brien (5/3/2004)
Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Change
by Teddy Wayne (4/21/2011)
How to Make Your Own Proverbs
by Russell Bradbury-Carlin (1/8/2004)
RECENTLY
Fancy Jeans are the Future of This Company
by Pete Reynolds (4/10/2013)
Position Papers from the Apple Pie and Machine Guns Institute: Position Paper #11: The Endangered Species Elimination Act
by Stuart Winchester (4/10/2013)
Reviews of New Food
by Various New Food Tasters (4/10/2013)
POPULAR
I Would Like to Be Popeby John Ortved (2/25/2013)
Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, Asshole.
by Mike Lacher (6/15/2010)
Nate Silver Offers Up a Statistical Analysis of Your Failing Relationship
by Jory John (2/26/2013)