Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY Teddy Wayne
Dance like no one is watching, even though they all are, and you’re purposely dancing badly for a bet, and if you let on that it’s a bet and that you know how bad you are you lose the bet, so you have to pretend like you think you’re good.
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