Are you busy?
Can you help me with this?
What’s your workload like?
Did you see what she’s wearing?
Did you complete the RFP?
Did you process that change order yet?
Do I look like I had a good weekend?
I’m fired?
Why can’t I just take a little nap?
What do you mean lunch hour is only an hour?
Do I look hung over?
Did you fix the paper jam?
Who’s he sleeping with?
Can you cover for me?
This week?
Just how “flexible” is the dress code?
You needed this yesterday?
What do you mean by “late”?
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