Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
New friends are silver, old ones gold, in that your older friendships have been tarnished with that green oxidation you can’t get out, and the stain is a constant reminder of the time your childhood friend caught you sleeping with his wife.
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