The five stages of grief if you’re Gary Busey:
1. Belligerence
2. Maniacal laughter
3. Go on a monster cocaine binge punctuated by Dante-esque hallucinations
4. Shame
5. Find God
Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief
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This column is Mr. Richardson-Bryan’s way of letting you know that Rose Grier was right: It’s alright to cry.
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Gary Busey.
BY Mike Richardson-Bryan
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