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Grammatically Incorrect Sentences in the Space of Four Paragraphs in One Lesson of the Indiana Aware Driver Hoosier Ez Course Online Traffic School.
BY JASON BREDLE
This is a story from a dentist who had a patient get hit from behind at 8 mph and not wearing their safety belt.
Their head snapped back and then forward hitting the steering wheel, knocking almost all of their teeth out of their mouth.
A total of $10,000 in surgeries with no insurance to pay for it.
If you took a box of Kleenex, and shot it out of a cannon into the back of somebody’s head, it would kill them.
The little cough medicine in the metal box.
Those cans of soda, eyeglasses, bowling balls on your back-dash, get rid of it!
Everybody at your funeral will be bobbin’ their heads, and saying “That’s how he died!”
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