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Great Literature Retitled to Boost Website Traffic.
BY MIKE LACHER
[Originally published May 27, 2010.]
7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals are Like Communism
The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do to Ruin The World
8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary of the Hollowness of the American Dream
6 Shockingly Evil Things the Turn-of-the-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn’t Want You to Know
5 Insane Ways London Could Become a Dystopia (And How it’s Not That Far from Reality)
1 Weird Thing Caddy Smells Like
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The American Canon of Choose-Your-Own-Adventure
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Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Fences
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I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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