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Grout-Related Phrases Written on the Grout in a Bathroom Stall (Most Likely Written While Sitting on the Toilet).

BY Ryan Gratzer

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1. The gospel according to grout
2. Grout it out loud
3. Some kind of grout
4. The last boy grout
5. Samuel Smith’s Oatmeal Grout
6. No grout about it
7. The grouts of wrath
8. I can see for tiles and tiles

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