Paycheck ash
New flat panel television pitch
Turn signal vermilion
Grocery cart emerald
Credit card magnetic strip coal
Netflix envelope scarlet
Cubicle ecru
Unraked leaves sienna
Energy-efficient fluorescent bulb quartz
Blue screen of death cobalt
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