Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Fish and guests smell after three days, but in the case of David, it’s more like six days—the guy has such an incredible cologne collection, he could go without bathing for probably a week and still be fine. But he’s the worst houseguest, though. Never cleans up and is totally ungrateful.
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