1. Brett
2. Charles
3. Robert
4. Santiago
5. Vicki
6. Fannie
7. McLean
8. Frederick
9. Pilar
10. Jo Ann
11. Jake
12. Nipsey
Hemingway Novel Character: 3, 4, 8, 9, 11
Match Game PM Star: 2, 5, 6, 7, 10, 12
Both: 1
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