The intro to my Match.com profile, and a mnemonic for the fourteen men who have served as Chairmen of the Federal Reserve (Hamlin, Harding, Crissinger, Young, Meyer, Black, Eccles, McCabe, Martin, Burns, Miller, Volcker, Greenspan, Bernanke).
Non-Essential Mnemonics
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In this space, writer Kent Woodyard shares all the mnemonics
you’ll never really need to remember.
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“Hey, hotties. Can you make babies? Excellent! Message me. Baby making virtually guarantees betrothal.”
BY Kent Woodyard
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