Short Imagined Monologues
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Holden Caulfield Gives the Commencement Speech to a High School.
BY Andrew Tan
You’re all a bunch of goddam phonies.
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by The Believer (12/5/2013)
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by Darci Ratliff and Ian Carey (12/5/2013)
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by Paul William Davies (12/26/2012)
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by J.K. Appleseed (11/21/2013)
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by Colin Nissan (10/20/2009)